Tensai! Shimura Doubutsuen is one of my favourite shows! 
Because AIBA + ANIMALS = EPIC WIN!!! 
Aiba on location is always fun, especially when it’s outside Japan…
AIBA + OUTSIDE JAPAN = FREAKING HILARIOUS AIBA ENGRISH!!!
SO. It turns out that Aiba is SCARED OF BIRDS… LOLLLLLLLLLL!!!! 
And what better for a guy who’s scared of birds but a trip to Singapore’s Jurong Bird Park???
Ahh… Lookie here… Aiba with birds is MECHA adorable~
And here’s one of the funniest dialogue I’ve ever heard on Doubutsuen!
Jet-san: You look like a guy who can handle wild animals!
Aiba: No, no, I cannot do such a thing! I am JAPANESE IDOL! *sings* A.RA.SHI, A.RA.SHI, FOR DREAM~!!!
Jet-san: I don’t believe a tone deaf guy like you can be an idol.
Aiba: 
LMAOOOOOOO!!!!
Here’s some Aiba Engrish~ Aiba’s Engrish is definitely in “Denja~”
And these below two piccies are the LOL-est scenes in T!SD!!!
First Piccie: Aiba tension down because of all the safety gear he has to wear, and asks whether they should just stop the shoot, because
LOTS OF SAFETY GEAR = BERI BERI DENJA BARDZ
Second Piccie: Jet-san says he looks HANDSOME with all the safety gear
PRAISED HANDSOME BY JET-SAN = TENSION UP!!!
Here’s Aiba’s scraedy-cat face with a vulture~ I’m so DoS…
And Aiba’s hair is messed up by one of the bardz~ XDDD LOL! ALERT JOHNNY!!! IDOL WITH UN-IDOL-LIKE HAIR~!!!
And the last part where enchou mocked him~ LMAOOOO!!!
AIBA-CHAAAAAAANNNNNNNN COME TO ZOO NEGARA ONEGAIIIIIIIIIII~
Ooh. I wanna see Ohno with animals. Or basically just Arashi with animals…
Sankyu aibaninosuki@LJ for subbing this! You are just a bunch of hearts and roses! XD
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THIS POST MADE ME WATCH THE ‘AIBA ENGRISH’ YOUTUBE VIDEOS AGAIN!
And I laughed JUST AS HARD XDDDDDDDDDD
It’s soooooo hilarous how EVERY TIME someone asks “You speak English?” and Aiba immediately goes, “YES!” LOL “VERY VERY DENJAA” seems like a perfect English sentence to him XD
AND YES.
AIBA PLEASE COME TO ZOO NEGARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~
COME PLAY WITH THE ORANG UTAN OR TAPIR!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WTF.
“PLAY WITH ORANG UTAN AND TAPIR”
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I WANNA SEE OHNO PLAY WITH ORANG UTANS!!!!
XDDDDDDDD
I think Ohno would get LOTS of kisses from the orang utan… XDDDDDDDDD